I’ve dreamed about dancing a Tango for years. Surely it can’t be that hard to do?

Of course, I want to dance the Tango with a gorgeous partner and, after looking for so long at so many men dancing, I’ve decided that it will have to be Antonio Banderas.

My grandmother would have been rapt in a whirl round the floor with Rudolph Valentino but, even if I could get to dance with the Latin Lover, his makeup is a little heavy for me. Still, Rudi could sit a horse very well and he cut a dashing figure on the dance floor.

But I’d rather be partnered by Antonio any time.

I want to Tango!

Do you Tango? They tell me it takes two.